6.00 How I Met Your Mother
Ted is not at all surprised to discover that an incredibly successful matchmaker was unable to find a woman for him that was at least a little compatible for him, which amazes the professional cupid since failure is such a rarity to the expert.
6.30 How I Met Your Mother
Barney makes it his personal mission to sexually satisfy Marshall's recently divorced, unfulfilled law professor; after landing a new job in Ted's office, Lily decides to teach his mean boss a lesson that he will never forget.
A girl is admitted after a 200-year-old medicine jar found on an off-shore wreck shatters in her palm and she displays symptoms similar to smallpox; the CDC imposes a lockdown on the hospital, and House is forced to make a dangerous decision.
Science and faith are called into question when a patient is admitted after reenacting the Crucifixion and refuses the prescribed treatment; Taub questions his wife's relationship with a support group member; the team attends a co-worker's wedding.
9.00 News 25 @ 9 on My 59
9.30 The Office
Michael turns to his staff for suggestions on how best to spend a $4,300 budget surplus, and factions quickly form as employees fight for their share of the pie; Dwight takes Angela and Andy to Schrute Farms to work out their wedding plans.
10.00 The Arsenio Hall Show
Scheduled: From "Person of Interest" actress Taraji P. Henson; music group Earth, Wind and Fire performs.